First Day Back At College..... . 20.4.09

Okay so as it was first day at college, and a boring one at that me and alice thought we would honour the day with some stories, and I thought with alice's kinda permission to blog them here for you all to hear the wonderful adventures inside the heads of us :)
P.s We wrote these at the same time and neither of us new what eachother was writing?

Alice's Story :
There once lived a beautiful but very peculiar little girl. Now this girl had very blue eyes, such eyes like the deepest depths of the ocean. But this girl had the most unlikely of lies. All though this girl had pretty eyes and kept herself quite tidy, she was a, pig farmer. Well this choice of lifestyle was not one that the girl had willingly chosen. This family buisness was handed down from the girls mother and father after they tragically, but alltogether stupidly, killed in a pig stampeed. The apple of this girl's eyes was a surfboarder called, Carlos. There was something very strange about this relationship, if you could call it that, as there were no waves to surf or pigs to farm. Actually in fact, there was no way in which Carlos and the girl could have carried out these lives as they lived in the icy regions of Alaska. The girl and Carlos tried to carry out these lives peacefully as they could. It was made more difficult by the elves who lived next door. The girl and Carlos got married and lived their lives, of pig farmer and surfer.

Ruth's Story :
Once upon a time there lived a family Mum, Dad, Girl and Boy. One day while Girl and Boy were at school Mum and Dad were tradgically killed in The Blue Forest Fire of 62'. Luckily for Boy and Girl their small ivy covered, double fronted cottage survived the forest fire. Blue Forest was not Blue Forest to Boy and Girl anymore, they felt lost without the comfort of Mum and Dad. Mrs Lake who lived down the forest lane had been baking blueberry pie, and had not realised the forest blazing yards from her house. She lived without ever knowing of the great tradegy. Together Boy and Girl walked down the forest lane scanning the miles of the forest florr for any evidence or belongings to prove of their parents tradgic fate, none was to be found. When they got Mrs Lake's small single story cottagee, they walked towards the front door, blue. Knock knock knock! Mrs Lake did not answer, both Boy and Girl walked around the edge of Mrs Lake's garden to her back yard. Mrs Lake! screamed Girl, your here! Yes, replied the frail Mrs Lake. Mum and Dad have gone. Gone where. Gone! Shoutes Boy breaking down into tears, dont worry my dear come and stay with me, Mrs Lake took Boy and Girl into her straw floor kitchen, blueberry pie? Yes please. Replied Boy and Girl as they both took a bite their blue pie. POISON! laughed Mrs Lake Muhahahahaha... Boy and Girl looked at each other Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... JUSTICE NEVER LOSES Screached Mrs Lake loudly pulling of her mask to reveal a big wet nosed, pointy ears and red eyed wolf, she slidded out of the kitchen, locking the door behind her.


Excuse the randomness!!

xoxox Ruth